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| Sergeant Stroker Sergeant Stroker - A real action man! You can’t camouflage the fact that this chap is a complete tosser. … |
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| Cocky Copper Cocky Copper. This clockwork masturbating policeman is a top selling adult novelty, especially to members of the Police… |
£3.99 | More | |
| Juggling Boobs Juggling Boobs. Get abreast of your stress with these squishy juggling boobs. Use them to unwind after a hard day at … |
£6.99 | More | |
| Juggling Bollocks Juggling Bollocks. Not quite the dogs - but this is the original scrotum motion game! Just in case you were wond… |
£6.99
£4.99 |
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| Over The Hill - Breast Suspenders Over The Hill - Breast Suspenders. Ladies - Let's stop those sagging boobies before they start hitting your knees! … |
£4.99 | More | |
| Masturbating Monkey Masturbating Monkey. Wind this fellow up and watch him go “ape”. Great for monkey lovers......what a horri… |
£3.99 | More | |
| Mr Big Mr Big. Has your husband/boyfriend annoyed you? Is there an impending divorce? Do you just hate men at the moment… |
£6.99 | More | |
| Clockwork Johnnies Clockwork Johnnies. Wind ‘em up and off they go. You'll be burning rubber in no time,but who will come first?… |
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| Expanding Willy Sponge Expanding Willy Sponge. This flat fellow swells when thrust into water. So there's some good clean fun to be … |
£2.99 | More | |
| Squeaky Penis Squeaky Penis. An embarrassing dog toy perhaps? Imagine your friends/ neighbours / in laws dog running aroun… |
£2.99
£1.50 |
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| Squeaky Boob Squeaky Boob. Useless bloody thing, I defy anyone to buy it. Approx C cup.… |
£2.99
£1.50 |
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| Willy Balloons Willy Balloons. Fully erect these are 22” long and you get 8 willies, what more could you want? There's… |
£2.99 | More | |
| Booby Balloons Booby Balloons. Huuuuge booby balloons for your stag night. There are 6 balloons in a pack. Given the size of the… |
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| Dashboard Dicky Dashboard Dicky - a plastic willy on a spring. A new low in "In Car Entertainment". The metal base has a sti… |
£2.99 | More | |
| Willy Whistle Willy Whistle. The perfect glow-in-the-dark hen night accessory. Give it a blow to let them know that you're comin… |
£1.99 | More | |
| Blow Job Kit Blow Job Kit. Keep clean and jizz free with this blow job kit. As not used by Monica Lewinsky and Paris Hilton. Incl… |
£3.50 | More | |
| Breast Wrist Rest Breast Wrist Rest. Breast is Best! So give your wrist a rest. The perfect non PC adult novelty gift for th… |
£3.99 | More | |
| Golden Willy Award Golden Willy Award. Is there a prize dick in your family or at work? , Do you want to reward someone for their outstan… |
£3.50
£2.99 |
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| Sexy Hot Water Bottle Sexy Hot Water Bottle. An ideal gift for the man who has everything except someone to cuddle up to in bed to keep him… |
£8.99 | More | |
| Pop Up Willy Pop Up Willy. We all had pop-up toys when we were kids and now they're back ..... and this time they're rude! … |
£1.99 | More | |
| Bosom Cushion - Squishy Boobs Bosom Cushion - Squishy Boobs. Enjoy complete comfort at home, work and when travelling with these magnificent breasts.… |
£9.99
£7.99 |
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| Knitted Willy Warmer Knitted Willy Warmer. If your Mum, Auntie or Gran were to knit you a willy warmer it would be just like this! Delightf… |
£2.99 | More | |
| Masturbating Macho Man Masturbating Macho Man. Meet Jim from the gym. He knows how to keep in trim by taking regular physical exercise. Wha… |
£3.99 | More | |
| Rock Dick - Singing Willy Rock Dick - Singing Willy. This is a battery operated motion activated singing willy. As he reaches the end of hi… |
£12.99 | More | |
| Dickie Bow Dickie Bow. Every well dressed Willy should be sporting one of these smart black satin bow ties this year. Gift boxed.… |
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