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Willy Hoopla Willy Hoopla. For tossing practice and raucous hen night parties. Complete with a willy just in case there's none… |
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Dolly the Inflatable Sheep Dolly The Inflatable Sheep. Flocking hell!! You’d be Baaarking not to want Dolly! 21" of pure o… |
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Mr Angrys Punch Ball Mr Angrys Punch Ball Relieve office stress with this swearing punch ball. With suckers to mount firmly to your desk, j… |
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Furry Boobs Furry Boobs. Throw out your furry dice and stroke away your road rage with these fluffy boobs. Dangle these in … |
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Pat the Inflatable Cow Pat the Inflatable Cow. Dolly had it all her own way for too long. Pat goes one stage further and moos on penetration… |
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Message Bear - Fuck off! Message Bear - Fuck off!. Make sure they get the message loud and clear. A perfect post - break up or divorce present.… |
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Inflatable Husband Inflatable Husband. A totally faithful, attentive, non farting man in a box. Complete with an instruction manual. Per… |
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Inflatable Wife Inflatable Wife. She’s silent, doesn’t drag you around the shops, will not crash your car and she floats!&n… |
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Dick Cloth Dick Cloth. It’s a face cloth, or "flannel" as we always called them. And there's nothing rude abou… |
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Fanny Cloth Fanny Cloth. Just right for cleaning up. Look at the picture - she's cleaning her face. You smu… |
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Dick Wipes Dick Wipes. It's just a packet of tissues in a perfectly innocent package. It is just your dirty mind!… |
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The Bitchs Car Steering Wheel Cover The Bitchs Car Steering Wheel Cover. This is one of our best selling lines, which says a lot about our customers or the… |
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Laser Pointer Laser Pointer. Amuse or annoy people with this x-rated laser pointer. Great for a stag night party. Four interch… |
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Mrs Newtons Knockers Mrs Newtons Knockers. Gravity has never been so much fun. The best stress busting executive toy in the history of… |
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Executive Ball Scratcher Executive Ball Scratcher. A surprisingly good quality silver plated ball scratcher in an equally good metal presentatio… |
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Virgin Box Virgin Box. This magical box can only be opened by a virgin..... it's firmly glued shut! An inappropriate secret s… |
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Cure For Erectile Dysfunction Cure For Erectile Dysfunction. Finally the solution that you've been waiting for! Around the world men are now flo… |
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DIY Prostate Exam DIY Prostate Exam. Quite possibly the most gruesome adult novelty product ever. Already popular with members of the me… |
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Pecker Tape Measure Pecker Tape Measure. A dinky little tape measure for winkies! Fun on a hen night or great for an office prank. … |
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Over The Hill Wrinkle Remover Over The Hill Wrinkle Remover. There's no longer a need for expensive plastic surgery to rid your face of those unw… |
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Swearing Hand Swearing Hand. Press the button....the finger extends, the hand lights up and the phrase "Fuck You" is blurte… |
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Instant Inflatable Perfect Woman Instant Inflatable Perfect Woman. Looking for the perfect wife, partner or girlfriend? Well here she is! Why is she p… |
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Pencil Sharpener - Boobs Pencil Sharpener - Boobs. Pencil sharpening has never been the most exciting job, but it just got a lot better! Nicely… |
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Belly Button Brush Belly Button Brush. The perfect gift for someone that thought they had everything. A surprisingly good quality silver … |
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Pecker Paper Clips Pecker Paper Clips. Make filing fun with these penis shaped paper clips! A treat for the willy obsessed member of… |
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Featured Product
Duzzy Duck - Inflatable Doll
Duzzy Duck - Inflatable Love Doll.
Quite possibly the most worrying thing we have ever had in stock.
Once inflated this duck is 14" tall and for the benefit of very few people it has, what is described on the packaging as, a "love hole"
I suppose that there are people out there that will "fuck a duck" and if you happen to know one of them, now is your chance to buy them the perfect adult novelty gift.
Printed on the ducks back is the message "Duck Off" which pretty well sums it up.
Supplied with a puncture repair kit for the careless.
Price: £3.99