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Smoking is My Choice, So Fuck Off Ashtray Smoking is My Choice, So Fuck Off Ashtray
Smoking is My Choice, So Fuck Off Ashtray. The ashtray of choice for hardened smokers. Glass with printed slogan. Gif…
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Notepad - While you were out getting stoned Notepad - While you were out getting stoned
Notepad - While you were out getting stoned. As if you actually give a shit - you're too busy chillin...…
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Coughing and Screaming Ashtray Coughing and Screaming Ashtray
Coughing and Screaming Ashtray. This battery powered coughing and screaming ashtray should be enough to encourage …
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Finger Ashtray Finger Ashtray
Finger Ashtray. A great gift for the person who smokes and I doesn't give a #### what anyone else thinks!…
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Smoker's Umbrella ~ The Outside Smoker's Kit Smoker's Umbrella ~ The Outside Smoker's Kit
Smoker's Umbrella ~ The Outside Smoker's Kit. It’s raining, you’re a smoker.  You have to go o…
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Smoking Is My Choice Ashtray Smoking Is My Choice Ashtray
Smoking Is My Choice So F**k Off Ashtray. A ceramic ashtray glazed in black and grey (to match your lungs) and emblazon…
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Coughing Ashtray Coughing Ashtray
Coughing Ashtray. Every time you place a cigarette in this seemingly innocent ashtray it wheezes, coughs and splutters.…
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Metal Sign - Dying For A Fag Metal Sign - Dying For A Fag
Metal Sign - Dying For A Fag Printed metal sign with the slogan " I know that smoking kills, but I'm dying for…
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Sexy Lady Ice Cube Mould Sexy Lady Ice Cube Mould
Sexy Lady Ice Cube Mould Liven up your stag night party drinks with ice cubes in the shape of a buxom babe.…
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Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould
Cock Shaped Ice Cube Mould Liven up your hen night party drinks with ice cubes in the shape of an erect penis. Pe…
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Weed - Novelty Card Game Weed - Novelty Card Game
Weed - the novelty card game that explores the fine art of growing pot plants. It's an easy to learn strategy game …
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Smoking Is My Choice Mug Smoking Is My Choice Mug
Smoking Is My Choice Mug. Smoking kills, you don't give a stuff. Show the non-smokers how you feel with this deat…
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Orgasm Bottle Opener Orgasm Bottle Opener
Orgasm Bottle Opener. Is there a better way to crack open a bottle of beer? On making contact with a metal bottle…
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Beer Bong Beer Bong
Beer Bong. Now you can get that cheap beer down your neck and past your taste buds faster than ever before with this he…
£8.99
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Hen Night Drinking Helmet Hen Night Drinking Helmet
Hen Night Drinking Helmet. Girls no longer have the excuse for not being able to hold their own drink. By wearing thi…
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Beer Drinking Hat Beer Drinking Hat
Beer Drinking Hat. The beer drinking hat has been around for a while, so really needs little explanation. Beer in…
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Babe Bottle Opener Babe Bottle Opener
Babe Bottle Opener. Go on - crack open a bottle of beer with her ... crack? Cheap and cheerful stag night or summer ba…
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Featured Product

Babe Bottle Opener

Babe Bottle Opener

Babe Bottle Opener.

Go on - crack open a bottle of beer with her ... crack?

Cheap and cheerful stag night or summer barbecue fun.....and about as useful a product that you'll ever see at Smutty Gifts!

3 1/2"  /  8cm

Price: £1.50


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