Smutty Gifts

Thanks For Parking So Close Notepad.

Next time leave a fucking can-opener so I can get my car out - Arseholes like you should take a bus!

Everyones favourite!  Just keep one of these pads in your car.

With "Piss Poor Parking" likely to be a gold medal winning event for the GB team in a future Olympics!

It's no wonder why these are so popular.