Smutty Gifts

No Brewers Droop Condoms*

*These condoms will not combat the effects of alcohol. Nor are they made out of stiff rubber, so don't expect them to act like a splint.

If you are suffering from a touch of droopiness, why not try some Golden Root?

http://smuttygifts.com/golden-root/prod_610.html

A packet of 2 genuine condoms - as if that really matters.