Smutty Gifts

Just in time for the "Bah Humbug" Christmas season the "Instant Grumpy Old Man Kit" will make a wonderful adult novelty gift, stocking filler or secret santa present for a miserable male.

In just a few moments you can plant the tufts of greying hair in your ears and nostrils instantly transforming yourself into a "Grumpy Old Man"

Obviously this is for adults only.