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Spank-o-meter

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Spank-o-meter

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Our wonderful Government want us to take more exercise, so when the Health Police come knocking at your door you’ll be able to prove just how hard you’ve been working out. Strap this to your wrist and measure your performance. Keep a year long record and compete with your mates.


Price: £9.99 £4.99


Product Code: SPAP14

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Motion Activated Swearing Finger

Motion Activated Swearing Finger

Motion Activated Swearing Finger.

When someone passes by this lifelike hand, the middle finger unfolds and one of 14 foul phrases will be heard.

Revel in the delights of:  "Screw You"   "Hey, Lard Ass"   "Shit For Brains"   "Hey, Dickhead"   "Go Fuck Yourself"   "Fucking Idiot"   "Sit On This"   "Mother Fucker"

A great adult novelty gift for students and big kids and a terrible secret Santa present for the office prude!

7 1/2"  /  18cm high

 

Requires 3AA batteries - thoughtfully supplied.

Price: £9.99


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