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Dick Cloth

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Dick Cloth

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Dick Cloth.

It’s a face cloth, or "flannel" as we always called them. And there's nothing rude about being called Dick.........titter.

To all you Dicks out there, and of course I mean people that have had the name Richard abbreviated, I have nothing but absolute admiration for you as you go through life giving others so much childish pleasure. The same goes for those named John Thomas.......

I'll get my coat.

Printed cotton face cloth, attractively gift boxed


Price: £2.99


Product Code: DICA3

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USB Pole Dancer

USB Pole Dancer

USB Pole Dancer

The faster you type the faster she dances!

Never has there been such an incentive to improve your keyboard skills.  Helps ease the boredom of endless typing and provides politically incorrect office fun into the bargain!

She also keeps a record of your daily word count, a top 5 daily word count, has flashing LEDs, music and a 3 minute word game.

Contents:

1 USB pole dancer

1 software CD

1 instruction manual

 

System requirements:

IBM compatible PC with 133MHz or higher processor

Windows 98SE/ME/2000/XP

128MB of RAM (256MB recommended)

100MB of hard disc space

CD-ROM and CD driver

Price: £19.99


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