Love Pump

Love Pump - Awful Valentines Gift.

Have you been searching for a truly dreadful St. Valentine's Day gift?

Well you can stop looking - you've found it!

We are almost ashamed to stock this delightful object but it is our duty to bring you the best and the worst adult novelty gifts from around the world.

Despite its rather phallic looks it is rather innocent.

Five steps to a saucy bath for two:

1. Run a hot deep bath.   OK, so far so good.
2. Remove all your clothing and get in with your favourite partner (or your husband/wife if the other one is busy)  Still within the realms of reason.
3. Tip bubble mix into the tray.  Drop tray into bath, drain and refill.
4. Dip the pump into the bubble tray.  Drop tray into bath, drain and refill.  Repeat.
5. Pump up the bubbles into the air and enjoy a sensuous bubble shower.  Repeat until exhausted, bored stiff, bored limp.

Price: £2.99