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Bed Snake Bat.

An effective birth control device*.

After years of relentless research it has been discovered that pregnancy is caused by a small venomous snake - the Bed Snake ( snakus williuserectus )

The bed snake is found throughout the world and its favourite habitat is the bedroom. For much of the time it remains dormant, but it is easily roused from its slumber and it is capable of spitting its venom over a remarkable distance.

* Sold as a NOVELTY and with absolutely no guarantee against pregnancy,  just in case you really believe me.

Price: £2.99

Product Code: BEDY14